yea hitler is bad but have u met willow pape
When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with